"...this book is a perfect gift for your girlfriends, new moms, bachelorettes or pretty much any woman you know."

"Pick up the smash hit everyone is talking about..."
After years of giggles with girlfriends over a glass of wine and a great meal, the authors were compelled to create a lighthearted book that all women would identifiy with and find humor in.

"Not Tonight, Darling, I Have A Headache!"

is a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek, girlfriend's guide for those nights when you're exhausted, drained or just plain old not in the mood.

This book is a hilarious read chock-full of new, creative and down-right outrageous ideas that will guarantee any woman instant slumber and definitely a few good laughs. From the Vintage Excuses to the Stalling Techniques and Turn-Off Tactics, the book gets funnier by the page, making it the perfect conversation piece for a girl's night out. Whether it's a bachelorette party, baby shower, birthday or just because, the book makes a fun, unique and affordable gift for nearly any occasion.

#101 Do an all night mud mask before bed

#129 Read a book in bed about how to conveive after 40

#304 Pre-record a kid's crying tone on your cell phone and hit this "emergency" button
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